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I thought my brother didn’t know about my stamp collection.

103 upvotes • ottohammr
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A man walked into a barn, and he said “I would like a box of chips”, so the bartender replied “no I don’t do chips I sell beer” and man go “oh no anyways I want Heineken beer”.

102 upvotes • AjaxTheFurryFuzzball
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"I love not having my skull spit open" I said, going to listen to my favorite Beatles album, Revolver.

99 upvotes • zebra-king
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I’m a writer and I hate colons. They have a weird texture to them.

98 upvotes • MidlifeSkate10
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“Don’t do it, you’ll kill us all!”

97 upvotes • Burnertale201X
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There was pee left on the toliet seat.

97 upvotes • MidlifeSkate10
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I was straight jork innit

96 upvotes • 2g4r_tofu
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"What kind of nuts did you buy from the nut store mum" I asked my mum.

93 upvotes • steveosv
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I’m too scared to ever masturbate again.

92 upvotes • yickyuckwickwuck
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"Yes, it's almost 6am" I said as I looked at the power which said 5%.

84 upvotes • mystic_trebuchet
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