| "There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world" | 30 | WelshBathBoy | | | | |
| Cuz I'm lazy. And effeminate | 28 | GetInZeWagen | | | | |
| New Beef for Jack. Can't wait for the Jack-off | 28 | hellyesiguess | | | | |
| possess BOTH kidneys? Well. | 28 | trixietravisbrown | | | | |
| Tracy & Larry King Interview Turns Ugly | 30 Rock | 24 | aresef | | | | |
| larious!! | 24 | ohnoyoudee-en | | | | |
| Maynard's debilitating devotion validates how wonderful I am | 24 | masterpandazoo | | | | |
| That’s not that much cheese | 24 | TheSeedsYouSow | | | | |
| The Cheese Bender waits for a challenger in his infinite corridor of parmigiano reggiano | 24 | MargotLannington | | | | |
| Lutz’ Sandwich Obsession | 23 | HotTubSexVirgin22 | | | | |
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