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What do you call an older person who attends all Parties?

4 upvotes • abionic

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Jimmy was masturbating on a plane bathroom as it got taken over by terrorists.

4 upvotes • RandoEncounter

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Why did the teddy bear pass on dessert?

4 upvotes • gotmojo6

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What noise does the siren make when the police are on their way to arrest you for pirating nintendo games?

4 upvotes • Laughingatyou1000

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A tailor on a pirate ship fell into the ocean

4 upvotes • Substantial-Meal-402

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Whenever I try to eat healthy

4 upvotes • Ok_Feed9871

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What do dissonants do?

3 upvotes • will17blitz

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I am technically a lesbian

3 upvotes • Poor_rabbit

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How do boat owners pay the IRS?

3 upvotes • pun420

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So I went on a date w a Taiwanese girl, but we didn’t really jive

3 upvotes • CarFuel_Sommelier

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call an older person who attends all Parties?	4	abionic
Jimmy was masturbating on a plane bathroom as it got taken over by terrorists.	4	RandoEncounter
Why did the teddy bear pass on dessert?	4	gotmojo6
What noise does the siren make when the police are on their way to arrest you for pirating nintendo games?	4	Laughingatyou1000
A tailor on a pirate ship fell into the ocean	4	Substantial-Meal-402
Whenever I try to eat healthy	4	Ok_Feed9871
What do dissonants do?	3	will17blitz
I am technically a lesbian	3	Poor_rabbit
How do boat owners pay the IRS?	3	pun420
So I went on a date w a Taiwanese girl, but we didn’t really jive	3	CarFuel_Sommelier