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"Ninja the Final Duel" (1986) - A fun entry in the Wu Tang Collection this absurd kungfu flick contains unequal parts; Hare Krishna, Water Spider Assault Unit Ninjas, a black monk from Harlem, and music from "Ghostbusters". Footage from this was later used for "Shaolin Dolemite" with Rudy Ray Moore.

12 upvotes • El-Vertabreako

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Island Claws (1980) - A biological experiment in Florida goes awry. The result: 8-foot long land crabs which roar loudly and kill everything in sight. I hope everyone brings butter and claw crackers!

12 upvotes • RomanGlassTable

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Paul Naschy movies: Reccomendations and where to start?

11 upvotes • minionpoop7

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The Beastmaster (1982) Two of the cutest animal stars of the 1980's were the ferret duo of Kodo & Podo - Catch it weekly on TBS! (The Beastmaster Station)

10 upvotes • LiquidNuke

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The Super Ninja (1984) "John (Alexander Rei Lo) is framed & drugs are found in his home. He is arrested & brutally interrogated. Using his skills as a ninja, he escapes and uncovers a plot to steal his girlfriend’s father’s life work. He travels to China to face the 5 Element Ninjas."

10 upvotes • LiquidNuke

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Sorority House Massacre II (1990) - Five college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They decide to stay in it for the night to meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor starts poking around.

10 upvotes • RomanGlassTable

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[NSFW]Porno Nights Of The World aka Sexy Night Report (1977) Magic, Italian Mondo Style - Bruno Mattei & Joe D’Amato NSFW

9 upvotes • LiquidNuke

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Beyond Atlantis (1973) - A band of adventurers invade a native island determined to grab a reported fortune in buried treasure. The islanders are just as determined to keep their sacred treasure. Complications ensue.

8 upvotes • RomanGlassTable

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The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) — Oriental Boogaloo

8 upvotes • Syppi

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"Pistol Whipped" (2008) - As far as Seagal movies go this is better than most, but that's not really saying much. Lance Hendriksen, former Cpt America (and son of J.D.) Matt Salinger, and Renée Elise Goldsberry ("Hamilton") all pick up a paycheck. Goldsberry however had to kiss Seagal. Poor girl.

6 upvotes • El-Vertabreako

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Ninja the Final Duel" (1986) - A fun entry in the Wu Tang Collection this absurd kungfu flick contains unequal parts; Hare Krishna, Water Spider Assault Unit Ninjas, a black monk from Harlem, and music from "Ghostbusters". Footage from this was later used for "Shaolin Dolemite" with Rudy Ray Moore.	12	El-Vertabreako
Island Claws (1980) - A biological experiment in Florida goes awry. The result: 8-foot long land crabs which roar loudly and kill everything in sight. I hope everyone brings butter and claw crackers!	12	RomanGlassTable
Paul Naschy movies: Reccomendations and where to start?	11	minionpoop7
The Beastmaster (1982) Two of the cutest animal stars of the 1980's were the ferret duo of Kodo & Podo - Catch it weekly on TBS! (The Beastmaster Station)	10	LiquidNuke
The Super Ninja (1984) "John (Alexander Rei Lo) is framed & drugs are found in his home. He is arrested & brutally interrogated. Using his skills as a ninja, he escapes and uncovers a plot to steal his girlfriend’s father’s life work. He travels to China to face the 5 Element Ninjas."	10	LiquidNuke
Sorority House Massacre II (1990) - Five college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They decide to stay in it for the night to meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor starts poking around.	10	RomanGlassTable
[NSFW]Porno Nights Of The World aka Sexy Night Report (1977) Magic, Italian Mondo Style - Bruno Mattei & Joe D’Amato NSFW	9	LiquidNuke
Beyond Atlantis (1973) - A band of adventurers invade a native island determined to grab a reported fortune in buried treasure. The islanders are just as determined to keep their sacred treasure. Complications ensue.	8	RomanGlassTable
The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) — Oriental Boogaloo	8	Syppi
"Pistol Whipped" (2008) - As far as Seagal movies go this is better than most, but that's not really saying much. Lance Hendriksen, former Cpt America (and son of J.D.) Matt Salinger, and Renée Elise Goldsberry ("Hamilton") all pick up a paycheck. Goldsberry however had to kiss Seagal. Poor girl.	6	El-Vertabreako