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I think in a past life she was a farmer and I was her cow. I believe she hit me, and stole my calves from me. There is something that breaks in my heart every time I see her name, or face.

2807 upvotes • fuyu-no-hanashi
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"Rich electric car rocket ship guy wants to fistfight the President of Venezuela."

2580 upvotes • 9oRo
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The Vegans of Gaming.

2342 upvotes • Babygirlvixen19
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“Children of freed sleeper agents learned they were Russians on the flight, Kremlin says.”

2285 upvotes • orangutanbaby
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Haven’t heard that reason before NSFW

2125 upvotes • captaincourageous316
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There's no rule that says the planes have to be good.

2013 upvotes • xcute_ginger68
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Smoked myself back to segregation

1776 upvotes • sweet_brunette8
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No boob or sock money

1766 upvotes • sultana1008
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Beaked Up Queens

1649 upvotes • Lochrin00
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How sucking my college buddy‘s penis made me a better husband, father, and Beekeeper

1274 upvotes • DeliciousFinance
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