/r/BrandNewSentence

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He's built like a maple syrup filled body pillow

121 upvotes • binglelemon

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I'll take "Things my MIL says about me," for $500, Alex.

120 upvotes • BinaryCDanvers

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What in the everloving- NSFW

119 upvotes • telayscope

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I voted for someone who cycles to work with five oversized baguettes in their bicycle basket.

113 upvotes • ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

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Gay Hitler was a real person

112 upvotes • Abject_Permission550

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I just swallowed a laugh so loud I farted

111 upvotes • sladeshied

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sitcom neighbor who gives advice in the third act - the perfect encapsulation of the energy he gives

110 upvotes • Diknak

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This was gold

102 upvotes • No-Enthusiasm-5344

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First time I’ve heard this one.

100 upvotes • bagsoffreshcheese

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"Australia is almost like the USA, only instead of a sister there is a kangaroo"

97 upvotes • N3661

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He's built like a maple syrup filled body pillow	121	binglelemon
I'll take "Things my MIL says about me," for $500, Alex.	120	BinaryCDanvers
What in the everloving- NSFW	119	telayscope
I voted for someone who cycles to work with five oversized baguettes in their bicycle basket.	113	ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
Gay Hitler was a real person	112	Abject_Permission550
I just swallowed a laugh so loud I farted	111	sladeshied
sitcom neighbor who gives advice in the third act - the perfect encapsulation of the energy he gives	110	Diknak
This was gold	102	No-Enthusiasm-5344
First time I’ve heard this one.	100	bagsoffreshcheese
"Australia is almost like the USA, only instead of a sister there is a kangaroo"	97	N3661