/r/CrazyIdeas

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worldwide athletic competition for people of size: The Ozempics

50 upvotes • bobber18

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Movie theaters should sell only foods that don't produce noise when chewed, so you're able to hear the movie completely while eating

50 upvotes • flopsyplum

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Reverse viagra to avoid awkward situations in class, during a meeting, etc

45 upvotes • Traditional_Gap_7041

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Send all world leaders to an island together and they can’t leave until they’ve negotiated peace for the world.

33 upvotes • jumpedoutoftheboat

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A computer with another screen on the back so that the ratio of people to computer is 2:1 rather than 1:1, potentially saving some money assuming the price is lower than double regular computers.

27 upvotes • Traditional_Gap_7041

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Nutter Butters should get on the Oreo Double Stuff train and come out with Nuttier Buttiers.

27 upvotes • sturnus-vulgaris

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Lint redistribution system so people born with outies can have belly button lint, too

27 upvotes • ABob71

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We should create a sports category for the elderly to compete in

26 upvotes • LineOfInquiry

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Start the Ozemplyics. Everyone that competes must have dropped their pre-event body weight by at least 50%.

26 upvotes • MechaStewart

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find a random couples house, break in while no one is home, pee in their sink, repeat for years

25 upvotes • WatercressNo8258

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
worldwide athletic competition for people of size: The Ozempics	50	bobber18
Movie theaters should sell only foods that don't produce noise when chewed, so you're able to hear the movie completely while eating	50	flopsyplum
Reverse viagra to avoid awkward situations in class, during a meeting, etc	45	Traditional_Gap_7041
Send all world leaders to an island together and they can’t leave until they’ve negotiated peace for the world.	33	jumpedoutoftheboat
A computer with another screen on the back so that the ratio of people to computer is 2:1 rather than 1:1, potentially saving some money assuming the price is lower than double regular computers.	27	Traditional_Gap_7041
Nutter Butters should get on the Oreo Double Stuff train and come out with Nuttier Buttiers.	27	sturnus-vulgaris
Lint redistribution system so people born with outies can have belly button lint, too	27	ABob71
We should create a sports category for the elderly to compete in	26	LineOfInquiry
Start the Ozemplyics. Everyone that competes must have dropped their pre-event body weight by at least 50%.	26	MechaStewart
find a random couples house, break in while no one is home, pee in their sink, repeat for years	25	WatercressNo8258