Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted.
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- 1. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted.
- 2. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P1
- 3. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P2
- 4. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P3
- 5. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P4
- 6. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P5
- 7. Fellow academics, interested amateurs... I know you expected to read a purely academic piece on my time among humans, but I must ask for you to believe me when I say that this is utterly impossible. It is impossible because they are no mere chemical in a test tube to be cataloged down to the fine p6
- 8. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted. P7
- 9. Fellow academics, interested amateurs... I know you expected to read a purely academic piece on my time among humans, but I must ask for you to believe me when I say that this is utterly impossible. It is impossible because they are no mere chemical in a test tube to be cataloged down to the fine p8
- 10. Humans are the only species with "found families" and are aggressively protective of them. This includes their found parents, siblings, children, and much, much more. If you find a human spending more time with you and initiating physical contact, you should assume that you have been adopted P9