| embarrassed myself | 331 | eliseoxoxx | | | | |
| I once went out on a semi blind date (friend of a friend hooked us up) with a dude who rejected me after I didn’t sleep with him and was also bothered by how I told him I liked to eat hot dogs | 306 | Downwardspiralhams | | | | |
| I found a message in a bottle | 292 | Mikesaidit36 | | | | |
| Who thr F*** told you to eat my candy bar? | 266 | NingunNingyou | | | | |
| What in the skibidi milkshake?!? | 237 | heygooser | | | | |
| Two men asked for a lighter and they misunderstood my name | 194 | SuperPersonIsHere | | | | |
| I figured out a way to get free groceries | 193 | gradientusername | | | | |
| Told a guy to leave me alone today | 193 | the-black-doe | | | | |
| I thought pubic hair was called “public hair” | 190 | Connect_Play_9657 | | | | |
| Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer | 187 | ormr_inn_langi | | | | |
