/r/RandomThoughts

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I fucking hate twitter

284 upvotes • RZOH69

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Did you know that if you eat good food, exercise regularly, quit alcohol and smoking, you will still d!e?

243 upvotes • forty5v

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What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?

239 upvotes • downrightunhappiness

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What’s the first thing you do in the morning?

239 upvotes • AliIsCool221

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What’s holding you back from eating cheese on toilet?

218 upvotes • BEGGING_FOR_BUTTSEX

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I just ate a chocolate bar and I gotta say I'm thankful for the collaborative effort it took for humanity to invent this masterpiece

212 upvotes • bumpsonmyanus

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Always amazed how women can wear all white and never get the clothes dirty.

212 upvotes • Other_Sign_6088

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The worst thing about your 30s and 40s is that one by one all of your friends' parents and your parents pass away.

199 upvotes • CircleBox2

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Someone's mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.

198 upvotes • PersonWalker

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The less you sleep the most probable you get an unwanted erection NSFW

194 upvotes • brarb223

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I fucking hate twitter	284	RZOH69
Did you know that if you eat good food, exercise regularly, quit alcohol and smoking, you will still d!e?	243	forty5v
What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?	239	downrightunhappiness
What’s the first thing you do in the morning?	239	AliIsCool221
What’s holding you back from eating cheese on toilet?	218	BEGGING_FOR_BUTTSEX
I just ate a chocolate bar and I gotta say I'm thankful for the collaborative effort it took for humanity to invent this masterpiece	212	bumpsonmyanus
Always amazed how women can wear all white and never get the clothes dirty.	212	Other_Sign_6088
The worst thing about your 30s and 40s is that one by one all of your friends' parents and your parents pass away.	199	CircleBox2
Someone's mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.	198	PersonWalker
The less you sleep the most probable you get an unwanted erection NSFW	194	brarb223