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36m and 1 week til my birthday, recovering alcoholic celebrating 9 months sober

1165 upvotes • FedJack
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31f, mom of 5, all home births, my favorite music artist is Enya, I sometimes eat blue cheese by itself, and I completed a Spartan Sprint almost a decade ago and then let myself go. Roast me!

1061 upvotes • AStarlightDreamer
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Enough with the daddy issues, attention seeker and brain ill roasts. Give me something to really cry about 👅

747 upvotes • Cherry___Popper
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Roast me: Round 2

584 upvotes • ConsiderationBig7366
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Roast me: I’m hosting my 20 year high school reunion. Will use the best roasts in the show.

456 upvotes • ZachOnTap
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M31 best shots only.

449 upvotes • dnt4getit
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Do your best, roast me. 23

397 upvotes • Significant_Use_4933
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18th birthday today, make it the worst.

335 upvotes • NeitherTheme3
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I’ve said some mean shit on here, payback time let’s go!

319 upvotes • ClydeChestnut
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Canadian that moved to Cyprus. My life has been falling apart in the last month and don’t know if I’ll make rent this month

275 upvotes • chillygecko
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