/r/ShitAmericansSay

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"Once again we have proven America is superior to everyone else, especially the French..."

509 upvotes • TheConundrummer

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"...If you took $34,000 American to another country, it would be worth the anywhere from 5-100x more"

465 upvotes • allinallyes

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“ a part of the world that makes almost nothing and penalizes American companies for being successful”

452 upvotes • iFrisian

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This is America. We don’t care about no stinkin’ metric system

432 upvotes • Ok-World-4822

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“Texas alone can do what Germany failed to do”

391 upvotes • usgapg123

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"The people who say this have no idea what American cheese actually is. Ain't nothing in there that didn't come out of a cow."

377 upvotes • UrAHairyW1zard

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“The day they pay for NHS y’all be commies.”

370 upvotes • mattzombiedog

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“Red white and F*ck you. We’re the first to the moon and if you complain we’ll send a Patriot Missile your way as a greeting present”

354 upvotes • Mitleab

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"Aww let the French eat cake and cheer their swimmer at a completely inappropriate time." on a post about Leon Marchand attending the US-Brazil basketball match.

350 upvotes • The4thJuliek

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«because we live in a real country where you dont have to cross a border for basic necessities like the chicago bean»

349 upvotes • laser_loser

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Once again we have proven America is superior to everyone else, especially the French..."	509	TheConundrummer
"...If you took $34,000 American to another country, it would be worth the anywhere from 5-100x more"	465	allinallyes
“ a part of the world that makes almost nothing and penalizes American companies for being successful”	452	iFrisian
This is America. We don’t care about no stinkin’ metric system	432	Ok-World-4822
“Texas alone can do what Germany failed to do”	391	usgapg123
"The people who say this have no idea what American cheese actually is. Ain't nothing in there that didn't come out of a cow."	377	UrAHairyW1zard
“The day they pay for NHS y’all be commies.”	370	mattzombiedog
“Red white and F*ck you. We’re the first to the moon and if you complain we’ll send a Patriot Missile your way as a greeting present”	354	Mitleab
"Aww let the French eat cake and cheer their swimmer at a completely inappropriate time." on a post about Leon Marchand attending the US-Brazil basketball match.	350	The4thJuliek
«because we live in a real country where you dont have to cross a border for basic necessities like the chicago bean»	349	laser_loser