/r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: If you're behind on your bills, put them in your back pocket. That way they'll be behind you.

56 upvotes • red_4

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SLPT: If you're at the DMV and confused about which line to get in, stick your arm straight out, extend your index finger, close your eyes, and spin around. Eventually you will be escorted out by security, which is where you should be.

56 upvotes • red_4

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SLPT: Driving anxiety holding you back? Have a couple drinks before driving, it will help you relax!

52 upvotes • Chronic_Alcoholism

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SLPT: Tired of those gaps in US toilet stalls? Use duct tape!

46 upvotes • Sadanrei

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SLPT: If you want to get rid of a bad friend, let them borrow a small--but not tiny--amount of money. Every time they see you, ask for the money.

44 upvotes • HeyT00ts11

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SLPT: Want to start a new business? Sell pigeons as they’ll fly back home and you can sell them again.

41 upvotes • OnlyMortal666

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SLPT: you'll never have to pay again with this one simple trick

38 upvotes • xotoneto

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SLPT: Start a reddit account and throw hours of your life down the drain, mindlessly scrolling through hilarious and unconventional stories and opinions.

30 upvotes • Jazzlike_Cat366

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SLPT: Give a man a compliment and he'll be happy for a day

22 upvotes • pLeThOrAx

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SLPT: If you have a canvasser or shady scammer at the door, start verbally listing their physical traits.

18 upvotes • asoftquietude

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
SLPT: If you're behind on your bills, put them in your back pocket. That way they'll be behind you.	56	red_4
SLPT: If you're at the DMV and confused about which line to get in, stick your arm straight out, extend your index finger, close your eyes, and spin around. Eventually you will be escorted out by security, which is where you should be.	56	red_4
SLPT: Driving anxiety holding you back? Have a couple drinks before driving, it will help you relax!	52	Chronic_Alcoholism
SLPT: Tired of those gaps in US toilet stalls? Use duct tape!	46	Sadanrei
SLPT: If you want to get rid of a bad friend, let them borrow a small--but not tiny--amount of money. Every time they see you, ask for the money.	44	HeyT00ts11
SLPT: Want to start a new business? Sell pigeons as they’ll fly back home and you can sell them again.	41	OnlyMortal666
SLPT: you'll never have to pay again with this one simple trick	38	xotoneto
SLPT: Start a reddit account and throw hours of your life down the drain, mindlessly scrolling through hilarious and unconventional stories and opinions.	30	Jazzlike_Cat366
SLPT: Give a man a compliment and he'll be happy for a day	22	pLeThOrAx
SLPT: If you have a canvasser or shady scammer at the door, start verbally listing their physical traits.	18	asoftquietude