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In an alternative universe if the Axis forces won world war two, Americans today may be required to write or say "We come now with unclean words." and "You'll have to take a shower now, or later if you like" when they meet Japanese people.

1 upvotes • IGetItCrackin

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There are people alive today who have no living relatives born in the 19th century.

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You can only truly taste something once for the first time.

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When you find an old photo, you never know whether you are looking at the past or the future.

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More pet owners are treating their pets like children, and more parents are treating their children like pets. NSFW

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Sometimes I scare myself with my own thoughts

1 upvotes • man-eater13

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If your job is making a product, a problem isn't when a customer can't use the product, a problem is when a customer doesn't want to use the product

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North Korea is a theocracy: Juche is a religion

1 upvotes • samof1994

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If mirrors could talk, they’d probably say, “You again? Haven’t you seen enough of yourself?”

1 upvotes • dan_brown_12

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The snooze button is like a ‘try again’ button for mornings. Socks are just foot sweaters.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In an alternative universe if the Axis forces won world war two, Americans today may be required to write or say "We come now with unclean words." and "You'll have to take a shower now, or later if you like" when they meet Japanese people.	1	IGetItCrackin
There are people alive today who have no living relatives born in the 19th century.	1	IGetItCrackin
You can only truly taste something once for the first time.	1	IGetItCrackin
When you find an old photo, you never know whether you are looking at the past or the future.	1	IGetItCrackin
More pet owners are treating their pets like children, and more parents are treating their children like pets. NSFW	1	9A69C889E0122099
Sometimes I scare myself with my own thoughts	1	man-eater13
If your job is making a product, a problem isn't when a customer can't use the product, a problem is when a customer doesn't want to use the product	1	IGetItCrackin
North Korea is a theocracy: Juche is a religion	1	samof1994
If mirrors could talk, they’d probably say, “You again? Haven’t you seen enough of yourself?”	1	dan_brown_12
The snooze button is like a ‘try again’ button for mornings. Socks are just foot sweaters.	1	dan_brown_12