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Yeah no is a common expression yet I never hear anyone say no yeah.

1 upvotes • JudgeMental247

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Mosquitoes are mortal vampires with wings.

1 upvotes • GenteelApe

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I've never actually seen a black dude in the snow before.

1 upvotes • _mr_smikey

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Breakfast has the strangest pronunciation in the English language. How did break-fast become brek-fust?

1 upvotes • Ekskwizet

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hmm its a little too cold let's turn it upHOT HOT HOT OMG SHIT! okay that's better fuck that was hot. hmm dammit it's a little cold again just nudge it up juuuuust a biiiAAAAHHH HOT FUCK HOT HOT! okay good now it's good. okay where's the soap? getting a little cold maybe i'll just OH SHIT HOT HOT!!!

1 upvotes • Mediocre-stereotype

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Synchronized swimming is like watching a dolphin show, but with people

1 upvotes • The_Granny_banger

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i just realized sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe 😭

1 upvotes • yukkimem

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There has probably been a statistically significant increase in number of people who tried to have sex with a couch after JD Vance became the Republican VP nominee. NSFW

1 upvotes • HerkulezRokkafeller

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Make Tupperware orange because they end up Spaghetti Bolognese colour anyway

1 upvotes • Funky_monkey2026

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Tornadoes are free natural and airplanes with huge space for everything and does not require fuel.

1 upvotes • Realterin

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yeah no is a common expression yet I never hear anyone say no yeah.	1	JudgeMental247
Mosquitoes are mortal vampires with wings.	1	GenteelApe
I've never actually seen a black dude in the snow before.	1	_mr_smikey
Breakfast has the strangest pronunciation in the English language. How did break-fast become brek-fust?	1	Ekskwizet
hmm its a little too cold let's turn it upHOT HOT HOT OMG SHIT! okay that's better fuck that was hot. hmm dammit it's a little cold again just nudge it up juuuuust a biiiAAAAHHH HOT FUCK HOT HOT! okay good now it's good. okay where's the soap? getting a little cold maybe i'll just OH SHIT HOT HOT!!!	1	Mediocre-stereotype
Synchronized swimming is like watching a dolphin show, but with people	1	The_Granny_banger
i just realized sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe 😭	1	yukkimem
There has probably been a statistically significant increase in number of people who tried to have sex with a couch after JD Vance became the Republican VP nominee. NSFW	1	HerkulezRokkafeller
Make Tupperware orange because they end up Spaghetti Bolognese colour anyway	1	Funky_monkey2026
Tornadoes are free natural and airplanes with huge space for everything and does not require fuel.	1	Realterin