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Android improves you. Apple changes you.

1 upvotes • Vivid-Strawberry8056
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Your belly button is your old mouth

1 upvotes • ReggieDaLobster300
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Technically speaking, the only kind of sex a monk is allowed to have is nonconsensual, cuz if the monk consents to sex that is breaking the rules of monking

1 upvotes • chinballs5000
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If it were proven that there is no life after death, crime rates might soar as most people will lose fear of eternal consequences.

1 upvotes • Savings247
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South is the funniest direction.

1 upvotes • The_Back_Hole
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South is the funniest direction.

1 upvotes • The_Back_Hole
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Your house weighs less after you clean it

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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The CEOs of American fast food chains probably have a weird ego about it

1 upvotes • VariousSky4009
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I uncovered the TRUTH about my girlfriend’s FREAKY hobby!

1 upvotes • Electrical_Air_3890
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Boxing should have divisions based on testosterone levels, similar to weight divisions

1 upvotes • darqhorz
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