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certain expressions have existed in language for so long that we will never know for sure who the very first son of a bitch was

1 upvotes • crossfader02

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Some CREEP HURT my GIRLFRIEND but she WONT stop hanging around him, am I the A**hole for asking her to STOP?

1 upvotes • Electrical_Air_3890

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If quantum computers become household you will probably have to subscribe to get extra memory or processing power

1 upvotes • IllParty1858

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Hitler fired only one shot in WW2 and it was into his own skull . Never mind fighting to the last bullet - he only fought till the first !

1 upvotes • Final-Credit-7769

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There may be spit in your mouth today that was there when you were born.

1 upvotes • pukewedgie

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We have all been forced to memorize a grid of scrambled letters because of an obsolete technology.

1 upvotes • X_PRSN

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In the Multiverse there exists a universe where Trump is a good person.

1 upvotes • Whitworth

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In order to have one foot in the grave, wouldn’t you have to have both feet in the grave?

1 upvotes • QueefMitten

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Billie Eilish gets paid millions of dollars to whisper into a microphone

1 upvotes • ButterBiscuitBravo

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A urinal is basically a socially acceptable glory hole for pee.

1 upvotes • gameboygold

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
certain expressions have existed in language for so long that we will never know for sure who the very first son of a bitch was	1	crossfader02
Some CREEP HURT my GIRLFRIEND but she WONT stop hanging around him, am I the A**hole for asking her to STOP?	1	Electrical_Air_3890
If quantum computers become household you will probably have to subscribe to get extra memory or processing power	1	IllParty1858
Hitler fired only one shot in WW2 and it was into his own skull . Never mind fighting to the last bullet - he only fought till the first !	1	Final-Credit-7769
There may be spit in your mouth today that was there when you were born.	1	pukewedgie
We have all been forced to memorize a grid of scrambled letters because of an obsolete technology.	1	X_PRSN
In the Multiverse there exists a universe where Trump is a good person.	1	Whitworth
In order to have one foot in the grave, wouldn’t you have to have both feet in the grave?	1	QueefMitten
Billie Eilish gets paid millions of dollars to whisper into a microphone	1	ButterBiscuitBravo
A urinal is basically a socially acceptable glory hole for pee.	1	gameboygold