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Bullshit, horseshit, and dogshit all mean different things.

1 upvotes • [deleted]

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I told my BOYFRIENDS DAUGHTER to STOP calling me MOM and her REACTION finally BROKE ME!

1 upvotes • Electrical_Air_3890

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All art is a magic trick. It is literally a mix of chemicals made to look like something. But it is not that thing. It is nothing.

1 upvotes • ZanyChonk

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My girl BEST-FRIEND what’s to SLEEP with ME and I don’t know what to do about it!

1 upvotes • Electrical_Air_3890

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Is anyone just sick of radio stations playing (“The Biggest Hits!”) when they are just ruining the song from playing so much 😶

1 upvotes • WeirdWatermelon2

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Heavy people probably get less motion sickness overall.

1 upvotes • lookingforlimpdick

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People learning English are probably extremely confused by bologna. Hell I’m a native speaker and I’m confused by bologna.

1 upvotes • Vreas

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We are always thinking about something, yet it’s so hard to pen down thoughts!

1 upvotes • Eastern_Artichoke15

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The number 7 is the most common random number between 1-10.

1 upvotes • Immediate-Rice-Soup

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If railroad crossings got there names from rails and roads crossing wouldn't a 4 way intersection be a roadroad crossing?

1 upvotes • Ultimate_89

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Bullshit, horseshit, and dogshit all mean different things.	1	[deleted]
I told my BOYFRIENDS DAUGHTER to STOP calling me MOM and her REACTION finally BROKE ME!	1	Electrical_Air_3890
All art is a magic trick. It is literally a mix of chemicals made to look like something. But it is not that thing. It is nothing.	1	ZanyChonk
My girl BEST-FRIEND what’s to SLEEP with ME and I don’t know what to do about it!	1	Electrical_Air_3890
Is anyone just sick of radio stations playing (“The Biggest Hits!”) when they are just ruining the song from playing so much 😶	1	WeirdWatermelon2
Heavy people probably get less motion sickness overall.	1	lookingforlimpdick
People learning English are probably extremely confused by bologna. Hell I’m a native speaker and I’m confused by bologna.	1	Vreas
We are always thinking about something, yet it’s so hard to pen down thoughts!	1	Eastern_Artichoke15
The number 7 is the most common random number between 1-10.	1	Immediate-Rice-Soup
If railroad crossings got there names from rails and roads crossing wouldn't a 4 way intersection be a roadroad crossing?	1	Ultimate_89