/r/Showerthoughts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

If "using" is a term attributed to active drug addicts, then "wanking" would be the term attributed to active sex addicts. NSFW

1 upvotes • NiceIceGoodGodEatRox

Mark as read: Add to a list

If you break apart a rock of volcanic origin, you are exposing matter to the atmosphere probably for the first time ever.

1 upvotes • StonerUncle

Mark as read: Add to a list

Why isn't there a 'maximum splash ' Olympic diving event?

1 upvotes • brisstlenose

Mark as read: Add to a list

Ppl don't love you more when you die, they just feel guilty they didn't love you enough.

1 upvotes • nattyblondie

Mark as read: Add to a list

A nuclear war would have both pros and cons.

1 upvotes • AncientBacon-goji

Mark as read: Add to a list

All Math is basically + or -, just in different ways. Multiplication, Division, Exponents, Logarithms, Factorials, Integrals, are just patterns of adding or subtracting numbers.

1 upvotes • SavageLeo19

Mark as read: Add to a list

The taxonomic order carnivora is subdivided into feliformia (cat-like) and caniformia (dog-like) carnivores. This means taxonomists have seriously asked the question “if not friend, than why friend shaped?”

1 upvotes • GalliumGames

Mark as read: Add to a list

Though I’m totally satisfied being American, and am proud of my patchwork of several European ancestries, I do not like to identify as white. Though everyone is welcome to construct their own meaning.

1 upvotes • Own_Garden_1935

Mark as read: Add to a list

You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and lie?

1 upvotes • Ok-Stormweaver1302

Mark as read: Add to a list

Though I’m totally satisfied being an American, and am proud of my patchwork of several Eurasian ancestries, I do not like to say I’m white. Though everyone is welcome to construct their own meaning.

1 upvotes • Own_Garden_1935

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If "using" is a term attributed to active drug addicts, then "wanking" would be the term attributed to active sex addicts. NSFW	1	NiceIceGoodGodEatRox
If you break apart a rock of volcanic origin, you are exposing matter to the atmosphere probably for the first time ever.	1	StonerUncle
Why isn't there a 'maximum splash ' Olympic diving event?	1	brisstlenose
Ppl don't love you more when you die, they just feel guilty they didn't love you enough.	1	nattyblondie
A nuclear war would have both pros and cons.	1	AncientBacon-goji
All Math is basically + or -, just in different ways. Multiplication, Division, Exponents, Logarithms, Factorials, Integrals, are just patterns of adding or subtracting numbers.	1	SavageLeo19
The taxonomic order carnivora is subdivided into feliformia (cat-like) and caniformia (dog-like) carnivores. This means taxonomists have seriously asked the question “if not friend, than why friend shaped?”	1	GalliumGames
Though I’m totally satisfied being American, and am proud of my patchwork of several European ancestries, I do not like to identify as white. Though everyone is welcome to construct their own meaning.	1	Own_Garden_1935
You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and lie?	1	Ok-Stormweaver1302
Though I’m totally satisfied being an American, and am proud of my patchwork of several Eurasian ancestries, I do not like to say I’m white. Though everyone is welcome to construct their own meaning.	1	Own_Garden_1935