/r/Showerthoughts

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Socks are just big toe pockets

1 upvotes • meraki99

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Ignorance actually is bliss. I regret my desire to research and learn constantly- I was genuinely happier when I didn't understand climate change, the dangers of red meat, and endless rabbit holes of anxiety producing knowledge.

1 upvotes • AllTheNopeYouNeed

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I was watching lockpicking lawyer and just thought man I bet its really easy to open a chastity cage. NSFW

1 upvotes • magicalme1

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Does Jesus own the copyright to the universe because he created it, or does god own it because he commissioned Jesus to make the universe?

1 upvotes • Rockpegw

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In A Goofy Movie, Max's full name is Max Goof. Which mean's Goofy's full name is Goofy Goof.

1 upvotes • snowysnowysnow

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The more time goes by, the harder it will be to avoid naming your kids after famous characters/people

1 upvotes • Sweet_hivewing7788

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"I've killed billions" has an entirely different meaning for those who work in microbiology or administer antibiotics. NSFW

1 upvotes • cobbl3

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Taking a nice, healthy shit can really turn your day around.

1 upvotes • Dikkie_Yo

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You cannot taste anything without saliva.

1 upvotes • Longjumping_Ruin5183

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Your taste buds need saliva in order to function.

1 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Socks are just big toe pockets	1	meraki99
Ignorance actually is bliss. I regret my desire to research and learn constantly- I was genuinely happier when I didn't understand climate change, the dangers of red meat, and endless rabbit holes of anxiety producing knowledge.	1	AllTheNopeYouNeed
I was watching lockpicking lawyer and just thought man I bet its really easy to open a chastity cage. NSFW	1	magicalme1
Does Jesus own the copyright to the universe because he created it, or does god own it because he commissioned Jesus to make the universe?	1	Rockpegw
In A Goofy Movie, Max's full name is Max Goof. Which mean's Goofy's full name is Goofy Goof.	1	snowysnowysnow
The more time goes by, the harder it will be to avoid naming your kids after famous characters/people	1	Sweet_hivewing7788
"I've killed billions" has an entirely different meaning for those who work in microbiology or administer antibiotics. NSFW	1	cobbl3
Taking a nice, healthy shit can really turn your day around.	1	Dikkie_Yo
You cannot taste anything without saliva.	1	Longjumping_Ruin5183
Your taste buds need saliva in order to function.	1	[deleted]