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Everything you see, you can imagine how it would feel like to lick it.

1 upvotes • ImYourStepSis

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Why do public toilet stalls have security screws? Who's stealing these??

1 upvotes • penguinpower81

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An awesome dump can really turn a bad day around...

1 upvotes • Dikkie_Yo

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The ❤️ emoji is not special and is a casual token of appreciation. As a response, it can be used in a professional setting to demonstrate acknowledgment and support.

1 upvotes • bareumie

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Depression makes your apartment feel like a Resident Evil save room.

1 upvotes • Fluffy-Dog5264

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Only incredibly recently in human history have children played and chased each other with sticks shaped like guns. For millions of years prior, they just chased each other with sticks.

1 upvotes • asoftquietude

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Why don’t chairs have knees?

1 upvotes • Phoenixx36

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Every mirror you buy is technically in used condition.

1 upvotes • Sir-Beige

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Does Tic Tac have a Tik Tok and if Tic Tac has a Tik Tok what tidbits does Tic Tac post on Tic Tok?

1 upvotes • Gethighflykites

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Are Sofa-beds immune to demons under it? Or does opening them summon a portal?

1 upvotes • xXPussyMaster69420Xx

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everything you see, you can imagine how it would feel like to lick it.	1	ImYourStepSis
Why do public toilet stalls have security screws? Who's stealing these??	1	penguinpower81
An awesome dump can really turn a bad day around...	1	Dikkie_Yo
The ❤️ emoji is not special and is a casual token of appreciation. As a response, it can be used in a professional setting to demonstrate acknowledgment and support.	1	bareumie
Depression makes your apartment feel like a Resident Evil save room.	1	Fluffy-Dog5264
Only incredibly recently in human history have children played and chased each other with sticks shaped like guns. For millions of years prior, they just chased each other with sticks.	1	asoftquietude
Why don’t chairs have knees?	1	Phoenixx36
Every mirror you buy is technically in used condition.	1	Sir-Beige
Does Tic Tac have a Tik Tok and if Tic Tac has a Tik Tok what tidbits does Tic Tac post on Tic Tok?	1	Gethighflykites
Are Sofa-beds immune to demons under it? Or does opening them summon a portal?	1	xXPussyMaster69420Xx