/r/Showerthoughts

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The reason public bathrooms have bad toilet paper is so people don't want to steal it, rather than to save money on regular use.

1 upvotes • DankStarr69

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Elizabeth II is probably the only British monarch who willreign as long as she did since the heirs will continue to be older when they ascend the throne.

1 upvotes • Nervous-Muscle-5929

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We are 9 years overdue on hoverboards and flying cars.

1 upvotes • kamain42

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Original flavored foods usually taste very unoriginal.

1 upvotes • citizen_of_leshp

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When you get divorced, souvenirs from your vacations become souvenirs from your marriage

1 upvotes • JKastnerPhoto

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In the UK, do they call it a milestone or a kilometerstone?

1 upvotes • Jarvis319

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Im thinking I might not actually need a case for my new phone

1 upvotes • DirectionQuick7008

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F1 drivers are one of the best drivers in the world, but they crash way more than the average citizen driver.

1 upvotes • heutemalnicht

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When someone loses their virginity and then loses their memory, are they virgin again?

1 upvotes • tavuk_05

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People always say ‘cats bring back dead birds because they think we can’t hunt.’ But what do they think when we go shopping? We go out and bring back food. Why don’t they interpret that as hunting.

1 upvotes • SirBeanie08

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The reason public bathrooms have bad toilet paper is so people don't want to steal it, rather than to save money on regular use.	1	DankStarr69
Elizabeth II is probably the only British monarch who willreign as long as she did since the heirs will continue to be older when they ascend the throne.	1	Nervous-Muscle-5929
We are 9 years overdue on hoverboards and flying cars.	1	kamain42
Original flavored foods usually taste very unoriginal.	1	citizen_of_leshp
When you get divorced, souvenirs from your vacations become souvenirs from your marriage	1	JKastnerPhoto
In the UK, do they call it a milestone or a kilometerstone?	1	Jarvis319
Im thinking I might not actually need a case for my new phone	1	DirectionQuick7008
F1 drivers are one of the best drivers in the world, but they crash way more than the average citizen driver.	1	heutemalnicht
When someone loses their virginity and then loses their memory, are they virgin again?	1	tavuk_05
People always say ‘cats bring back dead birds because they think we can’t hunt.’ But what do they think when we go shopping? We go out and bring back food. Why don’t they interpret that as hunting.	1	SirBeanie08