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Screwed up and nailed it are complete opposites of each other.

1 upvotes • SirFixalot1116

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Winning the lottery is actually 50/50 because you will either win the lottery or you will not win the lottery

1 upvotes • Annual_Ordinary6999

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When you're older than someone you can't imagine your life without, they didn't even exist yet when you were born.

1 upvotes • ActualTemporary45

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Putting the b and the n so close together on a keyboard was a bold move, given that the word bigger exists

1 upvotes • ibiacmbyww

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Statistically speaking, 49.5% of people are below average intelligence

1 upvotes • Dazzling-Appeal-8766

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49.5% of people are below average intelligence

1 upvotes • Dazzling-Appeal-8766

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Being a writer is just having imaginary friends as an adult.

1 upvotes • yakobperalberg

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We probably only see low-quality bank security footage because suspects in the high-quality footage are identified quickly.

1 upvotes • Zebigh

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Key fobs should vibrate when your car alarm goes off (if you're close enough)

1 upvotes • do0tz

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We probably only see low quality bank security footage because suspects in the high quality footage are identified quickly.

1 upvotes • Zebigh

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Screwed up and nailed it are complete opposites of each other.	1	SirFixalot1116
Winning the lottery is actually 50/50 because you will either win the lottery or you will not win the lottery	1	Annual_Ordinary6999
When you're older than someone you can't imagine your life without, they didn't even exist yet when you were born.	1	ActualTemporary45
Putting the b and the n so close together on a keyboard was a bold move, given that the word bigger exists	1	ibiacmbyww
Statistically speaking, 49.5% of people are below average intelligence	1	Dazzling-Appeal-8766
49.5% of people are below average intelligence	1	Dazzling-Appeal-8766
Being a writer is just having imaginary friends as an adult.	1	yakobperalberg
We probably only see low-quality bank security footage because suspects in the high-quality footage are identified quickly.	1	Zebigh
Key fobs should vibrate when your car alarm goes off (if you're close enough)	1	do0tz
We probably only see low quality bank security footage because suspects in the high quality footage are identified quickly.	1	Zebigh