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If there was a competition similar to Olympics that allowed drugs and other enhancers, only then we would see the “peak athlete performance”.

1 upvotes • Zoyr

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Telling someone poor to “Get therapy” is the modern version of “Let them eat cake”.

1 upvotes • Harrien1234

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What do crematoriums smell like?

1 upvotes • Dramatic-Check240

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Some of the longest lasting cartoon characters aren’t even on a tv show or movie, but on cereal boxes.

1 upvotes • ICanAnswerThatFriend

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Superheroes would probably do really well in olympic gymnastics.

1 upvotes • Realistic_Message_65

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Never look at the list of notable alumni from a university. You are guaranteed to be disappointed.

1 upvotes • iNeedMoreSpeed

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In the wake of the CrowdStrike incident... I've written a song!

1 upvotes • phoneticallyfixated

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Books have infinite budgets

1 upvotes • jvaferreira93

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Why is it called it a swingers party and not a swap meat?

1 upvotes • Tristan_Gabranth

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'adds insult to injury' and 'salt in the wound' have a remarkably similar when the former audible similarity to 'adds in salt to injuy'

1 upvotes • hubblebubble24

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If there was a competition similar to Olympics that allowed drugs and other enhancers, only then we would see the “peak athlete performance”.	1	Zoyr
Telling someone poor to “Get therapy” is the modern version of “Let them eat cake”.	1	Harrien1234
What do crematoriums smell like?	1	Dramatic-Check240
Some of the longest lasting cartoon characters aren’t even on a tv show or movie, but on cereal boxes.	1	ICanAnswerThatFriend
Superheroes would probably do really well in olympic gymnastics.	1	Realistic_Message_65
Never look at the list of notable alumni from a university. You are guaranteed to be disappointed.	1	iNeedMoreSpeed
In the wake of the CrowdStrike incident... I've written a song!	1	phoneticallyfixated
Books have infinite budgets	1	jvaferreira93
Why is it called it a swingers party and not a swap meat?	1	Tristan_Gabranth
'adds insult to injury' and 'salt in the wound' have a remarkably similar when the former audible similarity to 'adds in salt to injuy'	1	hubblebubble24