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Self check out at grocery stores is a gift for depressed individuals. If you haven't showered in two weeks and need groceries, you can just put on some deodorant, get your groceries while staying as far as possible from everyone else and do self check out. No worries about clerk interactions etc.

1 upvotes • GreenCat28

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Why doesn’t the Fruit of the Loom logo include a “banana”?

1 upvotes • naaadz

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If a "strong 9" on an album is better than a "light 9," does that mean a "strong 1" is worse than a "light 1"? If you say an album is a "strong 1," are you just emphasizing that it's a solid 1/10 or suggesting it's slightly better than a "medium 1"?

1 upvotes • Halophy

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Why doesn’t the Fruit of the Loom logo include a “banana”?

1 upvotes • naaadz

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Humans basically live to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, while spending most of their lives with something to hide which is their genitals, and attempting to avoid embarrassment so they can make it safely in to the grave.

1 upvotes • LowNefariousness6541

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The most common time to buy a gym membership is at the start of the new year, but the second most common is probably around the Olympics

1 upvotes • deadly_ultraviolet

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After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just witnessed

1 upvotes • ibiacmbyww

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After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird shit they just witnessed.

1 upvotes • ibiacmbyww

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Kids play with toys because they are smaller than them and give them some sense of control over something.

1 upvotes • Thotmancer

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It is impossible to see the exact current version of yourself.

1 upvotes • ozfox80

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Self check out at grocery stores is a gift for depressed individuals. If you haven't showered in two weeks and need groceries, you can just put on some deodorant, get your groceries while staying as far as possible from everyone else and do self check out. No worries about clerk interactions etc.	1	GreenCat28
Why doesn’t the Fruit of the Loom logo include a “banana”?	1	naaadz
If a "strong 9" on an album is better than a "light 9," does that mean a "strong 1" is worse than a "light 1"? If you say an album is a "strong 1," are you just emphasizing that it's a solid 1/10 or suggesting it's slightly better than a "medium 1"?	1	Halophy
Why doesn’t the Fruit of the Loom logo include a “banana”?	1	naaadz
Humans basically live to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, while spending most of their lives with something to hide which is their genitals, and attempting to avoid embarrassment so they can make it safely in to the grave.	1	LowNefariousness6541
The most common time to buy a gym membership is at the start of the new year, but the second most common is probably around the Olympics	1	deadly_ultraviolet
After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just witnessed	1	ibiacmbyww
After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird shit they just witnessed.	1	ibiacmbyww
Kids play with toys because they are smaller than them and give them some sense of control over something.	1	Thotmancer
It is impossible to see the exact current version of yourself.	1	ozfox80