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Dogs are the result of human directed dog shaboinkery

1 upvotes • rum-and-roses

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Egg salad is just smashed deviled eggs

1 upvotes • exobyunnie

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A 4.9-star review is a much more reliable indicator of good quality than a 5.0-star review

1 upvotes • A_Mirabeau_702

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The PGA has ruled that all American golfers are now called Dustin Justin

1 upvotes • NorthActuator3651

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A 4.9-star review is a much more reliable indicator of good quality than a 5.0-star review.

1 upvotes • A_Mirabeau_702

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Influencers always have their picture taken without a phone in hand admiring the scenery yet are the ones glued to their phone after the picture is taken

1 upvotes • INeedAUserName89

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Influencers always have their picture taken without a phone in hand admiring the scenery, yet are the ones glued to their phone after the picture is taken.

1 upvotes • INeedAUserName89

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Every time you piss in the ocean, you're raising the worldwide water level, even if only by a little

1 upvotes • Evildrake_303

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Every time you take a piss in the ocean, you are raising the worldwide water level by a little.

1 upvotes • Evildrake_303

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Trump will never embrace "weird" because it means admitting fault or wrong doing or that MAGA is actually weird. And he's incapable of doing so.

1 upvotes • Thyristor_Music

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dogs are the result of human directed dog shaboinkery	1	rum-and-roses
Egg salad is just smashed deviled eggs	1	exobyunnie
A 4.9-star review is a much more reliable indicator of good quality than a 5.0-star review	1	A_Mirabeau_702
The PGA has ruled that all American golfers are now called Dustin Justin	1	NorthActuator3651
A 4.9-star review is a much more reliable indicator of good quality than a 5.0-star review.	1	A_Mirabeau_702
Influencers always have their picture taken without a phone in hand admiring the scenery yet are the ones glued to their phone after the picture is taken	1	INeedAUserName89
Influencers always have their picture taken without a phone in hand admiring the scenery, yet are the ones glued to their phone after the picture is taken.	1	INeedAUserName89
Every time you piss in the ocean, you're raising the worldwide water level, even if only by a little	1	Evildrake_303
Every time you take a piss in the ocean, you are raising the worldwide water level by a little.	1	Evildrake_303
Trump will never embrace "weird" because it means admitting fault or wrong doing or that MAGA is actually weird. And he's incapable of doing so.	1	Thyristor_Music