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The one place that drunk driving is socially acceptable is on a golf course.

1 upvotes • GraaaasssTastesBad

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1 upvotes • kiper43

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As the years go by, owning a car with a manual transmission lowers the chance of it being stolen, since fewer new-generation thieves know how to drive it.

1 upvotes • iminiki

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We do not know if we are all seeing the same colours.

1 upvotes • [deleted]

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In 50,000 years people are going to think back on us and wonder how we survived with our primitive technology.

1 upvotes • maybebatshit

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hmm its a little too cold let's turn it upHOT HOT HOT OMG SHIT! okay that's better fuck that was hot. hmm dammit it's a little cold again just nudge it up juuuuust a biiiAAAAHHH HOT FUCK HOT HOT! okay good now it's good. okay where's the soap? getting a little cold maybe i'll just OH SHIT HOT HOT!!!

1 upvotes • Mediocre-stereotype

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Rappers are just kids from the hood with a platform, actors are just theater kids with a platform and streamers are just nerds with a platform

1 upvotes • Hot_Obligation80

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Doctors/Surgeons must be quite traumatized.

1 upvotes • MercyReign

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Crunchy foods soften as they become stale, while soft foods become crunchy as they stale.

1 upvotes • chemistrybonanza

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DC stands for Detective Comics, so when people say DC Comics they're saying Detective Comics Comics.

1 upvotes • ImpressiveYak8564

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The one place that drunk driving is socially acceptable is on a golf course.	1	GraaaasssTastesBad
vs	1	kiper43
As the years go by, owning a car with a manual transmission lowers the chance of it being stolen, since fewer new-generation thieves know how to drive it.	1	iminiki
We do not know if we are all seeing the same colours.	1	[deleted]
In 50,000 years people are going to think back on us and wonder how we survived with our primitive technology.	1	maybebatshit
hmm its a little too cold let's turn it upHOT HOT HOT OMG SHIT! okay that's better fuck that was hot. hmm dammit it's a little cold again just nudge it up juuuuust a biiiAAAAHHH HOT FUCK HOT HOT! okay good now it's good. okay where's the soap? getting a little cold maybe i'll just OH SHIT HOT HOT!!!	1	Mediocre-stereotype
Rappers are just kids from the hood with a platform, actors are just theater kids with a platform and streamers are just nerds with a platform	1	Hot_Obligation80
Doctors/Surgeons must be quite traumatized.	1	MercyReign
Crunchy foods soften as they become stale, while soft foods become crunchy as they stale.	1	chemistrybonanza
DC stands for Detective Comics, so when people say DC Comics they're saying Detective Comics Comics.	1	ImpressiveYak8564