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The most one more chip in the world in a spicy dorito with french onion dip. NSFW

1 upvotes • Valuable_Shoulder713

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Pinkies are no longer the least used finger, people use them to hold up their phones many times a day

1 upvotes • Ducksaucenhotmustard

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Life if way more fun if good things end just a little earlier that they should.

1 upvotes • usernamenotfound701

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That dawning realization that Jesus has a middle name and it starts with F.

1 upvotes • Stuckinatransporter

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In two years, the Cars franchise will be 20 years old, making the movie and the cars in the movie, classics.

1 upvotes • MurdockBaracus

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Do you think that aliens look at us the way we look at ants? And that's why we haven't been contacted? Like when you look at an ant colony is obvious that they're organized. But you're not going to try and strike up a conversation with them.

1 upvotes • Internal_Cow6107

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Can gingers have soulmates?

1 upvotes • _That_One_Fellow_

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What if it wasn't, ya know?

1 upvotes • WittyUsername304

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If men could sell sex to women then the market would be so saturated with men seeing a chance to get both sex and money, that the price would fall to into the negatives and men would have to end up having to buying sex from women.

1 upvotes • Icy_Garage_2972

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Our cats don’t know we can’t see in the dark

1 upvotes • ClearAntelope7420

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The most one more chip in the world in a spicy dorito with french onion dip. NSFW	1	Valuable_Shoulder713
Pinkies are no longer the least used finger, people use them to hold up their phones many times a day	1	Ducksaucenhotmustard
Life if way more fun if good things end just a little earlier that they should.	1	usernamenotfound701
That dawning realization that Jesus has a middle name and it starts with F.	1	Stuckinatransporter
In two years, the Cars franchise will be 20 years old, making the movie and the cars in the movie, classics.	1	MurdockBaracus
Do you think that aliens look at us the way we look at ants? And that's why we haven't been contacted? Like when you look at an ant colony is obvious that they're organized. But you're not going to try and strike up a conversation with them.	1	Internal_Cow6107
Can gingers have soulmates?	1	_That_One_Fellow_
What if it wasn't, ya know?	1	WittyUsername304
If men could sell sex to women then the market would be so saturated with men seeing a chance to get both sex and money, that the price would fall to into the negatives and men would have to end up having to buying sex from women.	1	Icy_Garage_2972
Our cats don’t know we can’t see in the dark	1	ClearAntelope7420