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Be they Christian, Jew, or....miscellaneous.

1002 upvotes • mcg_090

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I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.

994 upvotes • haddock420

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Oh, come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!

993 upvotes • iwassayingboourns12

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What is your favorite musical sequence?

947 upvotes • Major_Eggplant_7189

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Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong. I'm choosing not to watch it in the hope that others will follow my example. It's the last you'll hear from me on the matter. Thank you for your time.

943 upvotes • adam25255

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And, on my free African safari, I want to do everything on this box:

922 upvotes • das_buttt

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I have had it with this school Skinner. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children

882 upvotes • cubbies42699

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Probably my best 3D print to date

839 upvotes • G0PACKGO

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I made the Isotopes Dog Supreme.

820 upvotes • HoboToast

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What's the most surprising moment that took off guard and laughed way too much about it?

787 upvotes • Natural_Victory747

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Be they Christian, Jew, or....miscellaneous.	1002	mcg_090
I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.	994	haddock420
Oh, come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!	993	iwassayingboourns12
What is your favorite musical sequence?	947	Major_Eggplant_7189
Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong. I'm choosing not to watch it in the hope that others will follow my example. It's the last you'll hear from me on the matter. Thank you for your time.	943	adam25255
And, on my free African safari, I want to do everything on this box:	922	das_buttt
I have had it with this school Skinner. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children	882	cubbies42699
Probably my best 3D print to date	839	G0PACKGO
I made the Isotopes Dog Supreme.	820	HoboToast
What's the most surprising moment that took off guard and laughed way too much about it?	787	Natural_Victory747