/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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i keep trying to tell my dad that he needs hearing aids.

92 upvotes • mega-yeet-lol

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The worst part of getting stoned before an intensive cardio workout

92 upvotes • milksteakenthusiast1

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I just learned I have telekinetic powers.

92 upvotes • johnny_punchclock

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When my Disney+ profile picture was changed to Heinz Doofenshmirtz, I said I'd never made a working -inator in my life.

92 upvotes • Raphaeldagamer

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you know what you should get from Wendy's?

92 upvotes • wondererSkull

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I always believed in shooting for the moon because even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.

92 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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The microwave made a satisfying "ding!"

91 upvotes • ipsum629

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Two limbo players walked into a bar.

91 upvotes • pablomanofmemes

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Pilot's license?

91 upvotes • FortniteSuck69

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"My goodness, the candle went out!" exclaimed my wife.

91 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
i keep trying to tell my dad that he needs hearing aids.	92	mega-yeet-lol
The worst part of getting stoned before an intensive cardio workout	92	milksteakenthusiast1
I just learned I have telekinetic powers.	92	johnny_punchclock
When my Disney+ profile picture was changed to Heinz Doofenshmirtz, I said I'd never made a working -inator in my life.	92	Raphaeldagamer
you know what you should get from Wendy's?	92	wondererSkull
I always believed in shooting for the moon because even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.	92	Outside_Normal
The microwave made a satisfying "ding!"	91	ipsum629
Two limbo players walked into a bar.	91	pablomanofmemes
Pilot's license?	91	FortniteSuck69
"My goodness, the candle went out!" exclaimed my wife.	91	[deleted]