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I really should known better than to say "Hater, Hater, Alligator".

1 upvotes • Spare-Text8687
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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.

1 upvotes • CrashCrysis07
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I yelled at my kids to "quit bugging me!"

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Wife: see that drunk guy over there?, Husband; yeah, Wife: I rejected his proposal of marriage to me 8 years ago...

1 upvotes • MineThick00
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I log into a porn site NSFW

1 upvotes • Heavy_Management2490
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I wlak into an empty alley. NSFW

1 upvotes • Heavy_Management2490
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He thought he was safe.

1 upvotes • haiiiiii3
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I ate some rice

1 upvotes • RefrigeratorRich992
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"Now, Dave, it's perfectly natural to becone aroused during this procedure", my proctologist intoned calmly.

1 upvotes • TheShakenGrimace
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"Thats quite a nasty bug you've got there", Fred's doctor declared. NSFW

1 upvotes • TheShakenGrimace
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