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"Hah, fuck them kids!" NSFW

1 upvotes • PennyPendragon
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"I have been betrayed by you one too many times," I mutter to my best friend whilst preparing to stab him with a kitchen knife.

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Be careful of letting your children on the internet.

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As I regained consciousnes, it stared at me with hollow eyes I can only compare to a poorly rendered last gen video-game

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They reached the surface of the planet and, when they realized there was an aggressive form of life there, pushed Todd forward.

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I took a shit earlier

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Papa Bear’s porridge was too hot.

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‘20-‘21 has taught me that just about anything can be politically divisive.

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I punch my son for an hour once a week

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Doctor: Masturbating increases your longevity by 30%

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