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What is black, white and red all over?

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I wondered why she was so good at giving blow jobs, but then I noticed the Adam's apple on her neck. NSFW

0 upvotes • Radwulf93
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They say there is an ocean dispersed by rocks under the Earth's surface.

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It's was really awkward having sex with my mom. NSFW

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I sewed my asshole shut and blew up like a beached whale NSFW

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You'll never be attracted to women anymore after learning this fact

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" Go ahead and not yourself out . "

0 upvotes • Confused--Person
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The nice Alabama man took his sister to Church...

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once upon a time everyone liked cheese.

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You're just a friend to her, move on, sport.

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