/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My girlfriend is screaming at the guy driving the black and white car, with those fun blue and red lights

144 upvotes • [deleted]

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“Take my bra off, dear,” the woman said looking at the man right in front of her, whose face is beet red.

144 upvotes • dylont99

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When I was a child, I wanted to be an doctor.

144 upvotes • LeapDayPizza

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I got a lung transplant.

144 upvotes • thootlethatspootle

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"Your saliva is now poison!" said the mad scientist

144 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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Forget the past and the future, for the first you cannot change it and the second you cannot predict it.

143 upvotes • Tramelo

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Today I want to give thanks to the person that finally gave me another child. My daughter.

143 upvotes • mentallo

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I looked in the funhouse mirror to find my body horribly disfigured, I chuckled in amazement.

143 upvotes • Hary0423

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People always say that they wish they could turn back the clock in life.

143 upvotes • GuyAwks

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"Are you two lovebirds married?" asked the waiter.

143 upvotes • PaleontologistOk5202

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend is screaming at the guy driving the black and white car, with those fun blue and red lights	144	[deleted]
“Take my bra off, dear,” the woman said looking at the man right in front of her, whose face is beet red.	144	dylont99
When I was a child, I wanted to be an doctor.	144	LeapDayPizza
I got a lung transplant.	144	thootlethatspootle
"Your saliva is now poison!" said the mad scientist	144	kaijisheeran
Forget the past and the future, for the first you cannot change it and the second you cannot predict it.	143	Tramelo
Today I want to give thanks to the person that finally gave me another child. My daughter.	143	mentallo
I looked in the funhouse mirror to find my body horribly disfigured, I chuckled in amazement.	143	Hary0423
People always say that they wish they could turn back the clock in life.	143	GuyAwks
"Are you two lovebirds married?" asked the waiter.	143	PaleontologistOk5202