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While moving some boxes up to the attic, I discovered an old diary I had never seen before.

961 upvotes • ThisMFerIsNotReal

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"Hmm... this is a different flavor than usual" I mused after my second drag on the joint, "what strain did you say it was again?"

961 upvotes • xXthelemonXx

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I told a friend that my cousin was assaulted two days ago.

960 upvotes • TMGGuy123

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“I’m sick of you assholes!” yelled Jack as he loaded his gun...

960 upvotes • broccolibadass

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It's 7:01 AM and a person who just called me asked me if they could take 5 minutes of my time

960 upvotes • LordParsifal

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When I walked into my bedroom, I thought there was an ant colony swarming on my bed.

960 upvotes • whatdoyouwantdipshit

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Daddy gets very angry if I’m not a good boy by buckling up and sitting still, and bad things happen when Daddy’s angry.

960 upvotes • Maat1932

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After heart surgery I am very good at hiding

960 upvotes • Personal_Fox5950

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I decided to use my skills to track down every rapist I could find.

960 upvotes • Nyx1010

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"Wait Dad stop", I yelled after him as he walked away with what looked like me.

960 upvotes • seven_deadly-

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While moving some boxes up to the attic, I discovered an old diary I had never seen before.	961	ThisMFerIsNotReal
"Hmm... this is a different flavor than usual" I mused after my second drag on the joint, "what strain did you say it was again?"	961	xXthelemonXx
I told a friend that my cousin was assaulted two days ago.	960	TMGGuy123
“I’m sick of you assholes!” yelled Jack as he loaded his gun...	960	broccolibadass
It's 7:01 AM and a person who just called me asked me if they could take 5 minutes of my time	960	LordParsifal
When I walked into my bedroom, I thought there was an ant colony swarming on my bed.	960	whatdoyouwantdipshit
Daddy gets very angry if I’m not a good boy by buckling up and sitting still, and bad things happen when Daddy’s angry.	960	Maat1932
After heart surgery I am very good at hiding	960	Personal_Fox5950
I decided to use my skills to track down every rapist I could find.	960	Nyx1010
"Wait Dad stop", I yelled after him as he walked away with what looked like me.	960	seven_deadly-