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After my ninth suicide as a teen, I told my soul guide that I was going to keep on killing myself if he kept putting me into lives that I didn't like.

936 upvotes • sylvyrfyre

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I took a bite out of a lemon square and it tasted good.

936 upvotes • Cucumber_Guilty

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My classmates keep complaining about the horrible odor in the hallway

935 upvotes • Yellow_SyBorg

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“Son, I really can’t believe how helpful you have been since your sister got sick.”

935 upvotes • stackofredcups

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Sighing, he clicked the box for "I'm not a robot"

935 upvotes • braindamagedwaffle

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They say that in the zombie apocalypse, you only need to be faster than the person behind you.

935 upvotes • dptyshopko

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Because I don't want to take over the farm my father decided to disown me.

935 upvotes • Mori-no-Ryuu

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As we lowered the coffin into the ground, I knew my brother's funeral brought my parents closure.

935 upvotes • Monechetti

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I sigh as I kick the stool over, ready to accept my death.

935 upvotes • UnfunnyCakeEnjoyer

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Everyone knew Jesus would return some day.

935 upvotes • thatartistmaddi

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After my ninth suicide as a teen, I told my soul guide that I was going to keep on killing myself if he kept putting me into lives that I didn't like.	936	sylvyrfyre
I took a bite out of a lemon square and it tasted good.	936	Cucumber_Guilty
My classmates keep complaining about the horrible odor in the hallway	935	Yellow_SyBorg
“Son, I really can’t believe how helpful you have been since your sister got sick.”	935	stackofredcups
Sighing, he clicked the box for "I'm not a robot"	935	braindamagedwaffle
They say that in the zombie apocalypse, you only need to be faster than the person behind you.	935	dptyshopko
Because I don't want to take over the farm my father decided to disown me.	935	Mori-no-Ryuu
As we lowered the coffin into the ground, I knew my brother's funeral brought my parents closure.	935	Monechetti
I sigh as I kick the stool over, ready to accept my death.	935	UnfunnyCakeEnjoyer
Everyone knew Jesus would return some day.	935	thatartistmaddi