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“What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done,” she asked innocently as we sat on the couch.

783 upvotes • SMILEY_ATTACK

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Buying the medicine for my wife cost me an arm and a leg.

783 upvotes • Lysdexic12345

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As I was gardening I heard my daughter shout “Kitty kitty I’m gonna save it mommy!”

783 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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The walk-in freezer at my job seemed to be malfunctioning. NSFW

783 upvotes • -Reader91-

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"Welcome to purgatory," he sneered while securing my arms to the chair and placing a headset over my ears.

782 upvotes • WoolIsForWolves

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Ignoring my lawyer’s advice, I pled guilty to murder, kidnapping, and torture.

782 upvotes • Austin_86

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“Don’t worry, the snake doesn’t bite” the zookeeper said as he placed the snake around the boys neck.

782 upvotes • [deleted]

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I would be left alone with the dead body for ten minutes until the police got there. NSFW

782 upvotes • Lenore-the-raven

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I used to love the sound of my cat running around upstairs having a blast even if he knocked things over.

782 upvotes • Safren

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He seemed to find it so funny when my battery died before he did.

782 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done,” she asked innocently as we sat on the couch.	783	SMILEY_ATTACK
Buying the medicine for my wife cost me an arm and a leg.	783	Lysdexic12345
As I was gardening I heard my daughter shout “Kitty kitty I’m gonna save it mommy!”	783	GrantGorewood
The walk-in freezer at my job seemed to be malfunctioning. NSFW	783	-Reader91-
"Welcome to purgatory," he sneered while securing my arms to the chair and placing a headset over my ears.	782	WoolIsForWolves
Ignoring my lawyer’s advice, I pled guilty to murder, kidnapping, and torture.	782	Austin_86
“Don’t worry, the snake doesn’t bite” the zookeeper said as he placed the snake around the boys neck.	782	[deleted]
I would be left alone with the dead body for ten minutes until the police got there. NSFW	782	Lenore-the-raven
I used to love the sound of my cat running around upstairs having a blast even if he knocked things over.	782	Safren
He seemed to find it so funny when my battery died before he did.	782	oldhandnewmind