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Getting back home with my wife after going out for my 45th birthday, I finally killed that bitch as soon as the door closed.

747 upvotes • Bisexual_Froppy

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I never thought morse code would be useful

747 upvotes • LtCommanderCarter

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Inside the van, I decided to shut up the crying kid with tape.

747 upvotes • RThe404

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I spotted the largest deer I've ever seen while alone in my hunting shack.

747 upvotes • Sir_Breck

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Many sounds can elicit a primal response in people, a rattlesnake, a gun cocking, wood snapping under your feet.

747 upvotes • 27ShiningSpears

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My wife and I sewed the children's heads back onto their body.

747 upvotes • Daja_Kyun

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"You did the right thing to keep your child safe," she assured me, over the computer screen.

747 upvotes • GenericSpider

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Running for our lives, I didn't want to let go of my sons hand.

746 upvotes • MattNPosts

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I took in the beautiful colors of the sky, as the rising sun tinged the clouds with gold.

746 upvotes • Aintneverdonenothin

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I got my wish, I was every in man's wet dream.

746 upvotes • kitkatsniksnak

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Getting back home with my wife after going out for my 45th birthday, I finally killed that bitch as soon as the door closed.	747	Bisexual_Froppy
I never thought morse code would be useful	747	LtCommanderCarter
Inside the van, I decided to shut up the crying kid with tape.	747	RThe404
I spotted the largest deer I've ever seen while alone in my hunting shack.	747	Sir_Breck
Many sounds can elicit a primal response in people, a rattlesnake, a gun cocking, wood snapping under your feet.	747	27ShiningSpears
My wife and I sewed the children's heads back onto their body.	747	Daja_Kyun
"You did the right thing to keep your child safe," she assured me, over the computer screen.	747	GenericSpider
Running for our lives, I didn't want to let go of my sons hand.	746	MattNPosts
I took in the beautiful colors of the sky, as the rising sun tinged the clouds with gold.	746	Aintneverdonenothin
I got my wish, I was every in man's wet dream.	746	kitkatsniksnak