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I always took it as a joke when I would tell my son to protect the lady he loves and he would reply "Sure, I'll protect you".

741 upvotes • DarkSpiritMo

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As I was slipping into sleep, I absentmindedly tapped out a rhythm on my mattress.

741 upvotes • Tricky-Savings2159

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My fiancée's friends and family laughed and cheered uproariously at how far she'd managed to take her April Fool's joke.

741 upvotes • drethnudrib

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My son sobbed hysterically while we buried his puppy that drowned in the bathtub because he didn’t do his homework.

741 upvotes • BaronBigly

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When immortality was discovered, people were overjoyed.

740 upvotes • LoneGhosty

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finally posted a few times on r/twosentencehorror

740 upvotes • madiecat1232

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My wish for the genie was the one I've had since I was a little kid: To be a boxer.

740 upvotes • AvengersFangirl99

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"I wish for you to take 10 years of my life, and give them to my pet"

740 upvotes • Hairy_8arnacle

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"The first pill you all ingested is intended to kill the subject."

740 upvotes • Nerpidoesart

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always took it as a joke when I would tell my son to protect the lady he loves and he would reply "Sure, I'll protect you".	741	DarkSpiritMo
As I was slipping into sleep, I absentmindedly tapped out a rhythm on my mattress.	741	Tricky-Savings2159
My fiancée's friends and family laughed and cheered uproariously at how far she'd managed to take her April Fool's joke.	741	drethnudrib
My son sobbed hysterically while we buried his puppy that drowned in the bathtub because he didn’t do his homework.	741	BaronBigly
When immortality was discovered, people were overjoyed.	740	LoneGhosty
finally posted a few times on r/twosentencehorror	740	madiecat1232
My wish for the genie was the one I've had since I was a little kid: To be a boxer.	740	AvengersFangirl99
"I wish for you to take 10 years of my life, and give them to my pet"	740	Hairy_8arnacle
"The first pill you all ingested is intended to kill the subject."	740	Nerpidoesart
[deleted by user]	740	[deleted]