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"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.

8944 upvotes • FunnyNumberDotJpg

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I hid behind the stack of boxes, not daring to breathe, hoping he wouldn't see me as he scanned around the room.

8943 upvotes • Zodiac72826

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Today they announced that there are only 12,000 spots left in heaven.

8940 upvotes • GrapeFlavoredOil

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I watched the monster's jagged claws inch slowly out from under the bed.

8931 upvotes • Gallantmirth

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The child's whole ceiling shone with pricks of blue-green light, gleaming amongst a speckling of glow-in-the-dark stars.

8928 upvotes • imminentstampede

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I remember being awake as they were cutting the tumor out of my brain.

8924 upvotes • [deleted]

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I woke up in my 18 year old body, with all the knowledge of the 30 year old mind I left in the future.

8922 upvotes • TrueMrFu

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I saw on the news that her husband reported her missing 4 days ago.

8919 upvotes • SteveOMatt

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“I’m sorry love, I know I’m coming to bed quite late.”

8916 upvotes • garbleflank

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The neighbors warned me to beware of the scarecrows behind my new house, but when I looked back over the dense field that night, I couldn't help but laugh.

8909 upvotes • Tinker_Witch444

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.	8944	FunnyNumberDotJpg
I hid behind the stack of boxes, not daring to breathe, hoping he wouldn't see me as he scanned around the room.	8943	Zodiac72826
Today they announced that there are only 12,000 spots left in heaven.	8940	GrapeFlavoredOil
I watched the monster's jagged claws inch slowly out from under the bed.	8931	Gallantmirth
The child's whole ceiling shone with pricks of blue-green light, gleaming amongst a speckling of glow-in-the-dark stars.	8928	imminentstampede
I remember being awake as they were cutting the tumor out of my brain.	8924	[deleted]
I woke up in my 18 year old body, with all the knowledge of the 30 year old mind I left in the future.	8922	TrueMrFu
I saw on the news that her husband reported her missing 4 days ago.	8919	SteveOMatt
“I’m sorry love, I know I’m coming to bed quite late.”	8916	garbleflank
The neighbors warned me to beware of the scarecrows behind my new house, but when I looked back over the dense field that night, I couldn't help but laugh.	8909	Tinker_Witch444