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"If Daddy doesn't get dinner done soon, we'll have to eat him instead," she jokes, smiling at the busy man, her hand on her pregnant belly.

680 upvotes • [deleted]

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[OCT21] The carnival game required my immortal soul as the stakes, but the jokes on them.

680 upvotes • GreggoryBasore

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As I started to slip into the Grand Canyon, I try to grab onto something, anything, to stop my descent.

680 upvotes • E_G_G_V_A_N

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By the smell of the burnt toast i can tell my wife is making me breakfast

680 upvotes • Chris_P_Mac_Back_On

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thanks to a call from a mysterious person, I was able to prevent my uncle from committing suicide at the last minute a year ago

680 upvotes • Purplish95

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I’ve been speeding for hours, and I’m almost out of gas.

680 upvotes • Same_Breadfruit6477

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"If we're still single by 30, we definitely should marry each other!".

680 upvotes • toqjosh

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News reported today that the 10 year old missing for a month was finally found in multiple places.

680 upvotes • snow_mantra

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"My superpower is to create mind bending illusions that can't be differentiated from reality, though I have to always be visible to cast the spell on someone" My husband said to me on my death bed.

680 upvotes • friendly_redditer

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I dove in front of the bullet to save my best and only friend.

679 upvotes • PlasmaPenguin82

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"If Daddy doesn't get dinner done soon, we'll have to eat him instead," she jokes, smiling at the busy man, her hand on her pregnant belly.	680	[deleted]
[OCT21] The carnival game required my immortal soul as the stakes, but the jokes on them.	680	GreggoryBasore
As I started to slip into the Grand Canyon, I try to grab onto something, anything, to stop my descent.	680	E_G_G_V_A_N
By the smell of the burnt toast i can tell my wife is making me breakfast	680	Chris_P_Mac_Back_On
thanks to a call from a mysterious person, I was able to prevent my uncle from committing suicide at the last minute a year ago	680	Purplish95
I’ve been speeding for hours, and I’m almost out of gas.	680	Same_Breadfruit6477
"If we're still single by 30, we definitely should marry each other!".	680	toqjosh
News reported today that the 10 year old missing for a month was finally found in multiple places.	680	snow_mantra
"My superpower is to create mind bending illusions that can't be differentiated from reality, though I have to always be visible to cast the spell on someone" My husband said to me on my death bed.	680	friendly_redditer
I dove in front of the bullet to save my best and only friend.	679	PlasmaPenguin82