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Pl3a$3 d0n'+ w0rr¥

620 upvotes • New_Sorbet_8883

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"We could save water if we bathed together" she giggled flirtatiously

620 upvotes • hodgetiger

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Choosing to eat vegan ribs helps save the planet, reduces carbon emissions and promotes a healthier lifestyle. NSFW

620 upvotes • Ikichiro

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My parents used to warn me against jumping into rain puddles and I never understood why.

620 upvotes • SirenSatyr

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What's worse than finding out your AirBNB host owns a typewriter that has all its keys replaced with human teeth?

619 upvotes • drfoland

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I figured I passed away in my sleep, so I floated around the bedroom waiting for my wife to wake up and discover my corpse.

619 upvotes • shinsukke

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Perhaps we should’ve stayed ignorant to our own DNA1; maybe if we hadn’t looked, we would not have found it inscribed in the amino acids.

619 upvotes • SaltySodomizer

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I use to think the tingling in the back of my head was a sort of spider sense as a child.

619 upvotes • Treejeig

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For so long we feared the things hiding in the dark.

619 upvotes • Someoneoverthere42

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Damn, I hate when he’s right.

619 upvotes • Infinityy88

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Pl3a$3 d0n'+ w0rr¥	620	New_Sorbet_8883
"We could save water if we bathed together" she giggled flirtatiously	620	hodgetiger
Choosing to eat vegan ribs helps save the planet, reduces carbon emissions and promotes a healthier lifestyle. NSFW	620	Ikichiro
My parents used to warn me against jumping into rain puddles and I never understood why.	620	SirenSatyr
What's worse than finding out your AirBNB host owns a typewriter that has all its keys replaced with human teeth?	619	drfoland
I figured I passed away in my sleep, so I floated around the bedroom waiting for my wife to wake up and discover my corpse.	619	shinsukke
Perhaps we should’ve stayed ignorant to our own DNA1; maybe if we hadn’t looked, we would not have found it inscribed in the amino acids.	619	SaltySodomizer
I use to think the tingling in the back of my head was a sort of spider sense as a child.	619	Treejeig
For so long we feared the things hiding in the dark.	619	Someoneoverthere42
Damn, I hate when he’s right.	619	Infinityy88