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"Just because they're now separated, there's no reason we shouldn't still visit our former daughter-in-law".

574 upvotes • JumpingJHowe

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My girlfriend grabbed a knife from the kitchen table when she heard me talking on the phone to another woman.

574 upvotes • VlaamsBelanger

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My mom always told me not to get lake water in my mouth, and I’d never listened to her until once, after swimming, I discovered that the roof of my mouth was all black and swollen.

573 upvotes • hotcupofno

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Everyone thought we could handle a zombie virus.

573 upvotes • gilmorefan

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"Day 2 of observing the creature, it seems to repeat what its prey says before consuming it."

573 upvotes • Clearlynotmalware

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"I won, I won!" my son exclaimed after the lottery results came back.

573 upvotes • blackbread

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I can see how people die, mere days before it happens.

573 upvotes • Sadass_coffee_addict

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The fire alarms went off for almost no reason; no smoke, anything

573 upvotes • JudieAtootie

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As someone with terrible arachnophobia, I always made sure to check every crevice for spiders.

573 upvotes • EB-OP

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After years of being depressed, I put a gun to my head

573 upvotes • Diligent-Tomato-6288

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Just because they're now separated, there's no reason we shouldn't still visit our former daughter-in-law".	574	JumpingJHowe
My girlfriend grabbed a knife from the kitchen table when she heard me talking on the phone to another woman.	574	VlaamsBelanger
My mom always told me not to get lake water in my mouth, and I’d never listened to her until once, after swimming, I discovered that the roof of my mouth was all black and swollen.	573	hotcupofno
Everyone thought we could handle a zombie virus.	573	gilmorefan
"Day 2 of observing the creature, it seems to repeat what its prey says before consuming it."	573	Clearlynotmalware
"I won, I won!" my son exclaimed after the lottery results came back.	573	blackbread
I can see how people die, mere days before it happens.	573	Sadass_coffee_addict
The fire alarms went off for almost no reason; no smoke, anything	573	JudieAtootie
As someone with terrible arachnophobia, I always made sure to check every crevice for spiders.	573	EB-OP
After years of being depressed, I put a gun to my head	573	Diligent-Tomato-6288