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They say a child can drown in as little as 20 seconds

8317 upvotes • ItisYeHampster

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"If you insist on not using a condom, at least pull out in time, I really don't want to deal with another pregnancy", I warned my husband. NSFW

8317 upvotes • Schlepuetz

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If you’d asked me what was wrong with me last week, I’d have said my boss had been keeping me on edge.

8316 upvotes • snarkily-

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I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires

8309 upvotes • Lolaverses

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Last night, my wife was posthumously honored with a Pulitzer for the book she'd written.

8308 upvotes • justadair

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The child we rescued just outside an abandoned warehouse was covered in blood, panting and kept rambling about being held captive in a "family" that forced everyone to play different roles.

8306 upvotes • theLazyMeater

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NASA has discovered that we are not alone in the universe.

8305 upvotes • schoonerw

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"They'll just have to give me a raise once they see how clean these floors are," the newly hired Janitor said as he poured the bleach and ammonia bottles into the mop bucket.

8300 upvotes • The_Thundertaker

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The aliens finally came to our planet, our military quickly took care of them though.

8297 upvotes • Chasehasaface

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The Mayan’s 2012 Calendar wasn’t a prophecy of the world ending.

8296 upvotes • AnarchyActivist

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say a child can drown in as little as 20 seconds	8317	ItisYeHampster
"If you insist on not using a condom, at least pull out in time, I really don't want to deal with another pregnancy", I warned my husband. NSFW	8317	Schlepuetz
If you’d asked me what was wrong with me last week, I’d have said my boss had been keeping me on edge.	8316	snarkily-
I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires	8309	Lolaverses
Last night, my wife was posthumously honored with a Pulitzer for the book she'd written.	8308	justadair
The child we rescued just outside an abandoned warehouse was covered in blood, panting and kept rambling about being held captive in a "family" that forced everyone to play different roles.	8306	theLazyMeater
NASA has discovered that we are not alone in the universe.	8305	schoonerw
"They'll just have to give me a raise once they see how clean these floors are," the newly hired Janitor said as he poured the bleach and ammonia bottles into the mop bucket.	8300	The_Thundertaker
The aliens finally came to our planet, our military quickly took care of them though.	8297	Chasehasaface
The Mayan’s 2012 Calendar wasn’t a prophecy of the world ending.	8296	AnarchyActivist