/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Before I woke up from my coma I saw the true face of an angel.

544 upvotes • Zaneviper

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The Blossoming Slasher had returned for another year, dominating the morning news with bodies found splayed wide open and covered in pollen.

544 upvotes • IBMadMan

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“So you’re saying the camera shows a yellow box when it can detect a face?”

544 upvotes • SailRod

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When I asked my son if he knew what may have caused the blood in his bowel movement, he angrily threw down his crayons, began weeping, and simply stated, “they can run a lot faster than I can.”

544 upvotes • [deleted]

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When I left the planet Earth to become the first man on Mars I was filled with nothing but hope, ambition and pride.

544 upvotes • HappyCat1912

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[deleted by user]

544 upvotes • [deleted]

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I was quite enchanted by grandmothers beautiful eyes during her visits.

544 upvotes • [deleted]

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During my time on earth I heard theories on how we were actually living in hell, but after passing on to the next world I finally realized.

544 upvotes • EMMTPV

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A man is staring at me through the window.

543 upvotes • Foot-Fungies

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I killed the biggest spider I've ever seen.

543 upvotes • starbridge

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Before I woke up from my coma I saw the true face of an angel.	544	Zaneviper
The Blossoming Slasher had returned for another year, dominating the morning news with bodies found splayed wide open and covered in pollen.	544	IBMadMan
“So you’re saying the camera shows a yellow box when it can detect a face?”	544	SailRod
When I asked my son if he knew what may have caused the blood in his bowel movement, he angrily threw down his crayons, began weeping, and simply stated, “they can run a lot faster than I can.”	544	[deleted]
When I left the planet Earth to become the first man on Mars I was filled with nothing but hope, ambition and pride.	544	HappyCat1912
[deleted by user]	544	[deleted]
I was quite enchanted by grandmothers beautiful eyes during her visits.	544	[deleted]
During my time on earth I heard theories on how we were actually living in hell, but after passing on to the next world I finally realized.	544	EMMTPV
A man is staring at me through the window.	543	Foot-Fungies
I killed the biggest spider I've ever seen.	543	starbridge