/r/TwoSentenceHorror
My poor grandma stood there sporting two black eyes, telling the police it was an unknown assailant who had attacked her.
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“Dude, your zipper is undone and I can see everything,” my friend whispered, wrinkling his nose in disgust.
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After this shocking realization I started sobbing, turned to my mom and screamed in her face: "NONE OF THIS IS REAL DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
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After being marooned on an island for nearly 20 years, we didn’t expect to be worried when a ship finally found us.
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One day my father pulled me aside and told me that a cute, fit girl like myself should start helping him with his financial strain.
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"I want eternal fame," the failed actor asked the genie he'd bought from the stalls on Portabello Road.
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