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Faced with the impossible decision of choosing whether his wife or daughter lived, Scott laughed so hard that he cried and pissed himself.
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While my father drove me to school, I tried to explain that my guardian angel wouldn't let me wake up, but he kept saying I just slept through my alarms.
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"Count down backwards from ten," said the anaesthetist, "and before you get to zero you'll be totally immobilised and you won't feel a thing."
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