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I had a dream that I was falling out of bed

470 upvotes • Daughter-of-Apollo

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I pulled up to the deserted gas station and became annoyed when I saw a lazy cashier asleep on the bright red front counter.

470 upvotes • thatreallyshortchick

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911 what's your emergency?

470 upvotes • cheekypuns

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I tried to speak to my father as he shrieked in terror at my dripping wet body.

470 upvotes • ViktorGreyWrites

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He didn't believe that they were magic seeds and so as a joke he swallowed them.

470 upvotes • AllisonFae

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"I bought an awesome sex swing over the weekend", he excitedly told his girlfriend.

470 upvotes • [deleted]

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I do enjoy it when my wife initiates these little games of hide and seek because it keeps our sex life interesting.

470 upvotes • True-Row2319

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"Bone Apple Teeth" the waiter said, gaining a chuckle of derision in return for their laughable faux accent.

470 upvotes • AbroadEvery2320

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The two young boys were elated that the old man gave them cups of water after they were parched from swimming

470 upvotes • mattgoat5

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Every morning I would drink delicious orange juice from the jug in the fridge before heading out, and I noticed it was getting more "pulpy" near the end of the container

470 upvotes • lsd_reflux

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had a dream that I was falling out of bed	470	Daughter-of-Apollo
I pulled up to the deserted gas station and became annoyed when I saw a lazy cashier asleep on the bright red front counter.	470	thatreallyshortchick
911 what's your emergency?	470	cheekypuns
I tried to speak to my father as he shrieked in terror at my dripping wet body.	470	ViktorGreyWrites
He didn't believe that they were magic seeds and so as a joke he swallowed them.	470	AllisonFae
"I bought an awesome sex swing over the weekend", he excitedly told his girlfriend.	470	[deleted]
I do enjoy it when my wife initiates these little games of hide and seek because it keeps our sex life interesting.	470	True-Row2319
"Bone Apple Teeth" the waiter said, gaining a chuckle of derision in return for their laughable faux accent.	470	AbroadEvery2320
The two young boys were elated that the old man gave them cups of water after they were parched from swimming	470	mattgoat5
Every morning I would drink delicious orange juice from the jug in the fridge before heading out, and I noticed it was getting more "pulpy" near the end of the container	470	lsd_reflux