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A fortune teller once told me I'd marry the man of my dreams.

465 upvotes • LucyLu20

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It had been my fault Mary had lost her temper and trampled me that day.

465 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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My body felt heavier with each step I took through the snow, and as I contemplated turning back a childish voice whispered in my ear, “remember your promise.”

465 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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[DEC23] For our ten-year anniversary, I took my wife to a high end restaurant, one that allowed her to pick her meat that was still alive.

465 upvotes • Aether-Paradise

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I’ve always heard that the best jokes were all about the delivery and execution

464 upvotes • old_couches

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I found a book where each page summarises a day of my life.

464 upvotes • AmazingLadar

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My breath came quick as my husband’s fists slammed into the flimsy bathroom door and he yelled, “No Karen! You’re off your meds?!”

464 upvotes • [deleted]

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I was never a fan of eating while on an airplane.

464 upvotes • electric-octaboss

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My wife was exorcised.

464 upvotes • Full_redditAlchemist

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Its always shocking to see photos of yourself from when you were young.

464 upvotes • vulkktur

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A fortune teller once told me I'd marry the man of my dreams.	465	LucyLu20
It had been my fault Mary had lost her temper and trampled me that day.	465	GrantGorewood
My body felt heavier with each step I took through the snow, and as I contemplated turning back a childish voice whispered in my ear, “remember your promise.”	465	GrantGorewood
[DEC23] For our ten-year anniversary, I took my wife to a high end restaurant, one that allowed her to pick her meat that was still alive.	465	Aether-Paradise
I’ve always heard that the best jokes were all about the delivery and execution	464	old_couches
I found a book where each page summarises a day of my life.	464	AmazingLadar
My breath came quick as my husband’s fists slammed into the flimsy bathroom door and he yelled, “No Karen! You’re off your meds?!”	464	[deleted]
I was never a fan of eating while on an airplane.	464	electric-octaboss
My wife was exorcised.	464	Full_redditAlchemist
Its always shocking to see photos of yourself from when you were young.	464	vulkktur