/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I checked my bank account today, it said “balance: $4.07”

459 upvotes • PianoShy

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"'Mommy my friend is coming over," my daughter happily cheered about her imaginary friend.

459 upvotes • Retarded_sperm

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Surrounded by a pack of wolves, i'm as good as dead, but i'm not the prey.

459 upvotes • Wonderful_Audience60

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After a long and tiresome struggle to escape the fire, he was happy that he managed to save his family and finally find refuge in the mountains.

459 upvotes • gaapster

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One of the ladies in front of me asked her companion, "Man or Bear?"

459 upvotes • SuspiciousMeal6093

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I don’t understand why people go through with the pain of child birth, raising a child is troublesome and expensive.

459 upvotes • Nearpix3l

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I'll never forget the sight of my son's corpse, bloody and bruised, surrounded by flies, ants chewing at the skin.

458 upvotes • BurningBernie559

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The average human sheds 40lbs of skin in their lifetime.

458 upvotes • OriginalZest

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Finally I am falling asleep and it feels so good.

458 upvotes • [deleted]

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It makes me happy that I was able to get a wedding ring free of slave labor or other human rights violations.

458 upvotes • pressinglogin

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I checked my bank account today, it said “balance: $4.07”	459	PianoShy
"'Mommy my friend is coming over," my daughter happily cheered about her imaginary friend.	459	Retarded_sperm
Surrounded by a pack of wolves, i'm as good as dead, but i'm not the prey.	459	Wonderful_Audience60
After a long and tiresome struggle to escape the fire, he was happy that he managed to save his family and finally find refuge in the mountains.	459	gaapster
One of the ladies in front of me asked her companion, "Man or Bear?"	459	SuspiciousMeal6093
I don’t understand why people go through with the pain of child birth, raising a child is troublesome and expensive.	459	Nearpix3l
I'll never forget the sight of my son's corpse, bloody and bruised, surrounded by flies, ants chewing at the skin.	458	BurningBernie559
The average human sheds 40lbs of skin in their lifetime.	458	OriginalZest
Finally I am falling asleep and it feels so good.	458	[deleted]
It makes me happy that I was able to get a wedding ring free of slave labor or other human rights violations.	458	pressinglogin